Dictionary

This dictionary contains common Smashball slang which may be useful to you, the player, for understanding those fancy words the Pros are saying which you don't understand.

Smashball Dictionary -- =A=

A1 era -- The period of time between the Smashball Steam release and the reformation of Las Vegas Zerg. Named after the great fullback, moderately good forward, and all around cool guy who mysteriously disappeared during this period of time, A1-SteakSauce.

Airtackle -- A Pro Move in which you Charge an airborne enemy player, make contact, and cause a critical effect, especially a knockout. This requires fairly precise timing and accurate prediction of where the enemy player is going.

=B=

Baller -- An experienced Smashball player, particularly one who is a good ballhandler.

Brokeback -- A derogatory term for the Halfback class, due to the general consensus that they are currently over powered.

=C=

Cancer Jump -- To bind both Duck and Jump to the space bar. Synonymous with "Dragoon Hop", except the Cancer Jump gives free blowjobs. !*NOTE: Dead as of 9/25/09 R.I.P.*!

Chaser -- A Fullback who goes ahead of his teams offence and clears out enemy mines. Often also served as a Pullback, pre goalie pulling fix.

Choke -- The area of a smashball arena between midfield and goal. Dangerous to squishies when fully populated with fullbacks and mines.

Civilian -- A hidden class found by DHopping and Cancer Jumping in a corner in sb_Forum then typing in "NO PLACE LIKE HOME" 3 times, then uninstalling all system32 files. *Note: Do not do*

Clusterf**k -- This occurs when the ball ends up in low area of the arena and is instantly surrounded by a swarm (cluster) of FBs, HBs, and KO'd FDs. It is assumed that the smashball secretes a lubricant when it detects itself to be in a clusterf**k, since it is nearly impossible to hang on to for more than a nanosecond. These are very dangerous for squishies, and considered a target-rich environment for FBs

Cricket'd -- Having a player change his name in order to deceive his peers into thinking he is the '''BEST. NOOB. EVAR.'''

=D= Death corner -- Any corner that is made by two high walls and is very difficult to get out of. It generally spells instant death to any Forwards who try to retrieve the ball from it. One of the Fullbacks favorite places. (Ex. the ramps leading up to the goals in smashdome near the pillars)

Devs -- A bunch of 12 year olds who still think mom jokes, toilet humor, and sexual innuendo are all the pinnacle of comedy.

Dhop Drop -- To let go of the space bar while using the Dhop/Cjump script, making your character "drop" a few feet. It is a common misconception that this actually lowers your character, as, in reality it simply extends your legs, the lowering of your character is only graphical.

Dilladoomakamifuzzy -- A play in which a passed ball reaches a teammate while he is WALKING into the goal the second he hits the opposing team's goal, resulting in a run. *Note: not for the feint of heart*

Dillektrik -- A play in which your entire team (Goalie optional) charges the enemy goalie in an attempt to distract him, the ball carrier then slow passes to a teammate for a last second doomikaze-esque run.

Disappointed - How Booom[Three] feels when playing on a team with anyone who is a) slower than him, b) doesn't pass to him, c) allows too many points (i.e. more than 0), or d) is not Booom[Three].

Doomikaze -- A play in which a passed ball reaches a teammate the second he hits the opposing team's goal, resulting in a run.

Downshot -- Turboing straight down and shooting behind the goalie cause him to block it in or causing the ball to bounce in.

Dragoon Hop -- To bind both Duck and Jump to the space bar. Synonymous with "Cancer Jump". !*NOTE: Dead as of 9/25/09 R.I.P. *!

=E=

Eternal Spectating -- Art of spectating several matches in a row without joining a match. Includes trolling the players, watching new players with skill for possible team-recruitment, or eating.

=F=

Failhook -- To have gotten up to a rather high speed whilst hooking, only to slam face first into a wall.

ffffffffffffffffffffff -- a curse uttered by goalies who miss their block

Forumquit -- When all of the players in a server leaves due to Forum being the next map. *Note: No longer happens due to Forum being taken out of all official servers' map rotations.*

Fumbgoal -- To fumble the ball into the goal, causing a shot to be scored.

=G=

Goal Crowding -- For anything from 1 forward to an entire team standing in their team's goal mashing F for the purpose of blocking the ball. Generally considered bad sportsmanship.

Goalie Pulling -- The act of using the Fullback's lasso to pull the Goalie out of his respective goal. Generally considered bad sportsmanship.

Goaliebot -- The main goalie of Smashball that is loaded with crack if you have a high amount of experience points.

Gravity -- Nature's Fullback.

=H=

He's not in!!! -- When a player goes for a run and scores but the goalie pushes the player right back out, causing the player to look like he didn't score a run.

Hooker -- A smashball player, specifically one who is swinging from the grappling hook. See also "Your mom".

Hugs -- Something Fullbacks should keep to themselves, but don't.

=I=

Intercepted -- The art of hitting F like a pro, while the ball is in air and traveling toward you at a set rate of 200 km from 10 feet away, and while a FB is traveling toward you at 900 km from 2 feet away.

=J= -- =K=

KO'ed -- Short for "knocked out". Being hit too damn hard. See "Your Mom."

Killing the Lich King -- What Smashball players do at 5 AM on Sunday.

=L=

Lulshot -- To shoot from very far away with great speed, often catching the Goalie off guard, and making an easy shot.

=M=

Melon(s) -- Goo shot from the goo gun. Name originates from the goo's placeholder model from before the smashball release. *Note: Also, The best part of your mom by far*

Migrate -- When all players on a server switch to another server. You know you're migrating when you hear "NY 1 GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG"

Miss/Ms. -- The title given to defensive captains/specialists/coaches for Smashball teams.

Moonwalk -- To score a run while moving backwards.

=N=

Net -- Used for scoring runs and shots, you want the ball in your opponents net, and out of your team's net.

=O= -- =P=

Pullback - A Fullback that pulls players by utilizing their plasma lasso in order to move them. Most commonly refers to a Fullback who's attempting the pull the Goalie out of the goal for an easy run/shot. See "Goalie Pulling"

=Q= -- =R=

Ragemeter -- A measurement of how much rage you are currently storing in your body.

Reacharound -- A run which occurs when a player grabs the ball from behind the Goalie (hence "Reacharound") who either a) attempts to pass the ball, b) attempts to throw the ball away, or c) fumbles.

Rocketspeed -- Getting shot by a rocket causing you to gain speed considerably.

Runhat -- To score a run by standing on top of the goalie's head.

Runpass -- To pass the ball to someone standing in the goal, scoring a run. *Note: Needs a new name*

Runability -- A player with "runability" in one who has that special something that allows them to simply glide in to the goal easily and gracefully, similar to how some beers claim to have "drinkability".

=S=

Scourge Zone -- The area of X around Scourge, X being the map you're currently Smashballing on.

Shotpass -- When a pass is made to a player standing in or right outside of a goal. The player who was passed to then gets KOed, causing the passed ball to continue in to the goal. Scoring a shot.

Slow Pass -- An extremely slow moving pass caused by a slow-moving player. Occurs most often when the player is standing still or walking.

Smashdic -- What you are reading right now. The official Smashball dictionary of course!

Snipercat Syndrome -- A disease in which any time you are about to do something awesome, you collide painfully with the ground. *See: Gravity*

Soloist -- When a player wins a MVP award, but the other two players who won the MVP awards leave immediately and it shows up as only 1 player having an MVP for any of the 3 categories.

Spraywar -- A situation in which 2 or more players attempts to spray over another players spray.

Squishy -- A derogatory name for Forwards stemming from their fragile nature and their tendency to leak bodily fluids and organs after being shot and/or charged by a Fullback.

srs -- :|

Swinger -- Synonymous with hooker, but not nearly as funny, unless you were born before 1970.

=T=

Triple Crown -- When a player wins all 3 MVP awards.

=U= -- =V= -- =W= -- =X= -- =Y=

Your Mom -- A curse uttered by, well, pretty much everyone, particularly the devs and angry fullbacks. See also "hooker".

=Z= --